with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Randomize
