she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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