i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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