We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
worst night to have a conscience
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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