She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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