who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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