allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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