Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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