that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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