the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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