i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
seriously i just wanna be friends
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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