So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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