i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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