Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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