Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize