I have demons in me.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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