i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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