That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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