He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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