I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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