I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
