I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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