told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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