More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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