I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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