You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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