I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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