is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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