All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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