You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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