SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
These tits shall not be calmed
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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