Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
