Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Randomize
