No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
You did what with his pubic hair?
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