I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
did i walk over a car last night?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
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