no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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