The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it's like iHOP with fire
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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