to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
The beer is more important than you right now.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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