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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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