I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
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