absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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