It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
A+ Viking dick
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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