ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
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