how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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