Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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