Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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