Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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