Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I just threw up on my dentist
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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