dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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