David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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