Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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