Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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