I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i just made my gag reflex go away.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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