I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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