So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
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