Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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