we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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