He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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